Chris Collins Attacks Soda Machine With Hachet In Attempt to Rescue Person He Thought Was Trapped Inside

Idaho is not looking too good this week. First there was the guy who bit his roommate's nose off during a fight. Now there's the case of Chris Collins, a 47-year-old Boise man who may have mistaken the doctor of Dr. Pepper fame for an actual M.D.

On Sunday night, Boise cops got a call about a man at a motel with a hatchet. When they arrived, police found a beat-up soda dispenser and a distraught Collins, who told the authorities he'd gone all Paul Bunyan on the poor vending machine because he was trying to rescue a person he thought was stuck inside.

Needless to say there was no one trapped in the machine. And when cops went to Collins' room they found a plausible explanation for his delusions.

Collins is now charged with possession of meth and drug paraphernalia and malicious injury to property.

this stuff always cracks me up except the meth use....nothing good comes out of meth users.....but it kind of reminds me of the story of the guy that broke into a sex shop and when the police came to arrest him he was making love to one of the dolls, and when they told him to back away he whispered into the doll's ears.....crazy people out there...

oh dude thats sick but what about wilhelm making love to his picnic table
across the street from the school

I mean what the hell is wrong with people ??

sick bastards are born everyday, wilhelm is a prime example of that, and lokk at kevin, jesus christ can wee blame the parents for the way they turned out, or is it just those sick bastards fault....?

I hope as people advance with in time they realize that certain things they do lead to grave concequences.

Men are sick!

what's new

guys are sick and women are never wrong lol

but we take responsibility for being sick
women think there always right lol